Last night the kids were really getting in each others hair and pushing each others buttons. So we sent them to bed at nine.
After the yelling (them) and shrieking (them) and floor pounding stopped they came back downstairs telling on each other.
Hannah: Mooom...Sam rubbed my hairbrush in...his.....armpit!
Bubba: Did not!
Me: What do you want me to do about it? Boil it?
Hannah: Yes. It was in...his...armpit!
Bubba laughs his evil laugh.
David: (oblivious) What's wrong? A hairbrush? Get over it. He's your brother, it's his job.
Hannah: But he takes a shower once a week!
David and Me: (no shame) True.
Hannah: Well, I shower a least every other day if not EVERY day. (She dramatically turns on her heel and runs back upstairs and takes a 15 minute shower to prove a point.)
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