Last night Bubba spent the night at a friends house. He and his friend Josh are BFF's and while Josh has stayed with us a few times, this was the first time Bubba spent the night at his house.
After Sam arrived home I asked how the night went (great), what time they fell asleep (2:30), and what they did (watched Journey to the Center of the Earth). I got the standard answers, then after a few beats Sam said "After the movie Josh and I felt each other's arm pits and saw who had more arm pit hair."
Hannah, sitting at the kitchen table, looks up at me with wide eyes and smiles. I catch her smile and without skipping a beat ask Sam "Who had more?"
Sam replied, "Neither one of us really had any."
Hannah mumbles under her breath, "That is SO gay. Don't tell Dad he said that."