David: Let's go for a family walk. Everyone, go get your coats on. Let's take the dog for a pee.
...5 minutes pass...adults have coats on waiting at the back door, children are missing.
David: Let's go! Mom and I are waiting at the back door!
Hannah appears, adding the finishing touches to her ensemble.
Bubba appears coat-less, glove-less, shoe-less.
Me: What are you doing? Come on Bubba.
Bubba: (running into the laundry room) I need to grab something I'll be right there! (door closes)
Me, Hannah and David: We're leaving. Come on! What are you doing?
Bubba: (through the door) I'll be right there.
Me: (opening the door) What are you grabbing, aaaaahhh! (Closing the door promptly) Why don't you have pants on?
Bubba: (through the door) I'm coming. Just a minute. I need some underwear.
Me: (thinking back through the previous events of the day) Have you been commando all day?
Hannah: Eww. Gross.
Me and David: Then why are you changing your underwear?
....door opens and Bubba walks out picking up his coat...
Bubba: Because I sneeze-peed. My pants were wet.
Me and David:
Hannah: Okay then, we all ready?