I know that you are feeling left out in the bling department, after all my teeth have had some recent bling, my butt has had some new pants, my feet new shoes, and my hair a new cut...but new glasses? Come on!
Really? We can't get by with reading glasses from CVS? You have to go all "two different PROGRESSIVE lenses" on me? Seriously? I know that I am 42 now, but progressives? That is just a nice way to say bifocals (like reader Eileen said).
First my hair decides to go all grey, then my hips decide that exercising is so passe', now YOU, eyes, are requesting progressive lenses? Do I have any dignity left?
Then...I start looking at frames, that I have to wear EVERYDAY, and everything is all bedazzled. What on earth would indicate that a 40-something year old woman would want rhinestones on the sides of her glasses? What in the hell says Hannah Montana like bedazzled hearts? Butterflies? Then there are the cheetah prints, Coach logos (no thank you), and gold lame'd circles. Seriously?
Of coarse the non-bedazzled ones are the "Vera Wang" glasses and the $400 danish something or others.
And how am I supposed to make a choice like this when my eyes are dilated? It is a racket, I tell you a racket! So for now, no glasses.