Dear Next Door Neighbors,
Thank you so much for single handedly supporting the economy with your Halloween spending and DP and L usage. I, too, had to support the economy and buy black out curtains for my windows so I could sleep.
Let me guess. Your favorite movie is Christmas Vacation. Because I think I may write National Lampoon and tell them to sue you for copyright infringement (whatever that is), because Halloween Vacation? That is what your yard looks like. But unlike the happy go lucky Santa characters, and smiling reindeer, you chose to put out your full size cocooned body hanging upside down from a tree. Sure, there are smiling witches, hundreds of pumpkins, and Casper-ish ghosts, but the bodies hanging from trees always make me cross to the other side of the street during my pre-dawn dog walking.
The beacon illuminating the witch to make a pretty shadow on the side of your house? Shines into my house illuminating the entire top floor.
I love how you had the forethought to think about taking weird odds and ends, with no obvious theme, saving them for years in big boxes, and then dumping those boxes of crap on your front lawn. It is now suddenly clear to me why you have a STUFFED FULL three car garage AND a barn on your property. I think after I write National Lampoon, I may call Hoarders and out you.
Hugs and spooky kisses,
Careless
3 comments:
This makes me laugh. My next door neighbor has flood lights for her trees that are so bright I can sit in my living room and read a book. I figure it saves me electricity for when I want to read in the evening.
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this is FABULOUS!!!
I'd probably type up a letter & send it to them in the mail, obviously omitting parts that would identify myself (light shines in my entire upper level - lol).
And decorating like THAT for Halloween? ICKY!
:)
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